I just HAD to buy a deodorant at a local supermarket that says:
“You´re charming, you´re naughty, you ´re nice. Your girlfriend loves you and so does her best friend. You enjoy playing games whether it´s on the cricket field or in the corporate arena. Individualistic, you´re an Icon who is irresistible…”
To be fair, the thing is made in the U.S.A, or so says its label… very bad taste, you Americans!